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The 33rd year of your life. Time to get moving and get things done (maybe).
Next year is my Jesus year, I better stop drinking.
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a dildo in the shape of a crucifix
I found a jackhammer jesus in Kelly's pillowcase
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the jesus to the stoner. stoners worship him as if he were real and they pray until there is a great amount of marijuana
i cant go out tonite i have to pray to stoner jesus for some weed
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- A fake "gangster" rapper.
- A way to say someone is fake as hell.
That boy a Slim Jesus lying about his hood.
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A satirical version of the Christian god in Grand Theft Auto V wielding a railgun, operating a flying bike, or driving the player's vehicle. He is summoned at random or by choice in GTA V chaos mode with the intent of disrupting or "griefing" the player. Popularised by the streamer "DarkViperAu".
Etymology: Griefer (A player that intentionally ruins the game of others) + Jesus (the name of the Christian god)
The viewers on twitch summoned Griefer Jesus to troll on Matto.
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What comes out when you try to say "Jesus Christ" and "holy crap" at the same time. Will generally come across as either humorous or bizarre to any listeners, unless they are devoutly Christian, in which case they may likely be offended.
Did you hear? The gas station down the road exploded!
Jesus crap!
...What?
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A marijuana cigarette rolled with Bible pages in lieu of joint papers.
"Hey, Caleb, we should roll a joint!"
"I wish we could, Brandon, but we don't have any papers."
"Wait! I have my bible! Let's roll a Jesus joint!"
"Oh joyous day! Our afternoon is saved! Quick, I'll race ya to 1st John!"
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