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Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?

by MartinSheen March 7, 2011


Bi-Winning

Winning here and winning there...now what?

"Bi-polar? How about Bi-winning? I win here and I win there" said Charlie "bayonets" Sheen.

by babushkahnigor March 8, 2011


Bi-Winning

When you win here and you win there. People who win everywhere.

Interviewer : Some people might say you are bi-polar
Charlie Sheen : Im bi-winning... I win here and I win there

by mrscruff1234 March 9, 2011


Bi-winning

The state of mind Charlie Sheen is in after being the fastest Person to ever get clean within 24 hours.

Charlie Sheen is not bi-polar but bi-winning

by whofuckincares March 10, 2011


bi-winning

Noun When a bipolar or dilusional person thinks that they are "winning" or succeeding when in fact they are not

This refers to the manic Charlie Sheen who seems to constantly spout off nonsense

Friend: Hey, I think that chick realy wants me.
You: Yeah, your realy bi-winning

by Jubilator March 10, 2011


Bi-Winning

A word made up and used by Charlie Sheen during a famous interview on Good Morning America. It is now currently and most commonly used by crack-heads to describe their lives in a positive light. It has made its appearance on SNL as well as "tiger blood"

Interviewer: Some people consider you bi-polar, would you say the same?
Sheen: What... what does that even mean?
Interviewer: Two ends of the stick......?
Sheen: What?! What does that mean? IM BI-WINNING! All about the passion man... i make Frank Sinatra and Mick Jagger look like droopy eyed and armless children when i'm on drugs

by Kaylinmarie March 7, 2011


bi-winning

Popularized in an interview with Charlie Sheen, it refers to a person who is unable to lose no matter what.

...win here win there...I'm bi-winning.

by theglenlivet March 9, 2011