104th base

Having sex with a police woman.

Guy: So, uh, you still want to arrest me?

Police woman: I could never lock up a man who had got to 104th base.

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ace of base

A dude whose has a loud car stereo system. It could be good or bad.

Damn Leroy is the Ace of Base. or

Look at that asshole he thinks he is the Ace of Base.

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Sexual Bases

First Base: Eye contact

Second Base: Accidental touching
Third Base: Purposeful Touching
Fourth Base (Home Plate): Holding Hands

Tim: What happened with you and Riley?
Joe: We totally went to first base, of the sexual bases, in the hallway today!
Tim: No way, really?
Joe: Hell yeah, it was hot!

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69th base

When a man cums into another mans ass so fucking hard that the cum from the first man reaches the man’s balls, impregnating him.

Dude! I just reached 69th base with Lacy Green!
Wait I thought it was a female?
Not anymore.

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based out of

Irritating phrase that means the exact opposite of what idiots who use it are trying to say.

Dave is based out of London.

What so, like, Middlesex?

No, I mean he is IN London.

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Ace on Base

When you know you have an in with a girl; when you know your about to get yours, and it's just a matter of when and where, cause you already know shes down.

I have this girl texting me all the time wanting to hang out. I have an Ace on Base, all I have to do is tell her what time to come over or when to meet up.

He's got that girl hanging all over him, so you already know he's got an Ace on Base

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102nd base

When a very talented guy does crack through his penis then his lady friend does the crack from his penis

dude 1 "my girlfriend went to 102nd base with me last night"

dude 2 "You must be talented"

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