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"I want to eat you". Said in a scotch accent.
fat bastard: get in my belly!
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Conceived in Boston, a Beantown Belly Bongo consists of a man using his penis as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. Upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. The girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a Beantown Belly Bongo.
Tonight's gonna be a good night; Beers, Bitches, Beantown Belly Bongos.
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An unsettling of your stomach that can be caused by several different things. A night of drinking, a spicy meal, or any type of dairy product. This may also cause your stomach to boil, brew, or induce violent and explosive bowel movements and diarrhea.
I just polished off a pizza and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best Light. I guarantee that at about 5am tonight I'm going to have serious GPB. Yeah, that's Gastric Pummeled Belly.
When you swing your penis furiously back and forth between your naval and your butthole
Jay Belly Button Buttholed in front of your mom.
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Nick name for A very very bumpy road in Saucon Valley School District in Bethlehem. It is the road of multi-million dollar mansions. This Road is amazing to speed down, its a free roller coaster. But the ride can sometimes be ruined by the streets rich inhabitants, who drive very slowly and give you an evil glance if you a. try to pass them b. if your speeding in the opposite direction.
Girl: I want to go to Dorney Park to ride a roller coaster.
Boy: We can't I don't have any money, but we could drive down Tickle Belly Road with out seat belts.
Girl: Great Idea!
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Joe: "I just caught my wife playing with her other belly-button"
Tom: "Her other what??"
Joe: "I caught her rubbing her pussy!"
the pool of semen that collects in and around the belly-button after the male has blown his load onto his partner's stomach. thus creating the image of a little bowl of soup.
hopefully i can take this girl home and make some belly-button soup.
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