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A questionable lump under the blanket.
Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"
Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."
Girlfriend: "Ok then..."
To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.
Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.
When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.
If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.
Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?
Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.
Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.
A strategy implemented when one breaks up with their significant other. Involves alot of talking to/befriending potential people who may want to be with their ex in order to put guilty thoughts in their head if they ever try, and ultimately stop them trying.
John: "Man, are you going to sleep with Steph or what? She's broken up with Mike!"
Dave: "Nah man, haven't you realised Mikes been blanketing? I'd feel bad if i did it now"
The unfortunate act of accidentally allowing your freshly-painted fingernails to come into contact with a blanket, thereby leaving a rough, uneven texture on the surface of the nailpolish.
"Crap! I just blanketed my nails!! Now I've got to take ALL the polish off and start over... fml."
"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"
When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.
“I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”