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Girth Control Pill

The male equivalent of a Birth Control Pill.

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.

by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021


pedo control

A test that defines if you are pedo, or not.

Man, I knew he wouldn't pass the pedo control.

by Mrci December 12, 2021


Out of control

How people used to live before america was taken over by hypocritical communist sissy girls.

Wow, that's really out of control, I mean totally radical!

by MichaelBrown February 1, 2021


the control

somebody who thinks they have it all, and likes to interfere with other people's affairs; a gossip; a person who thinks the whole world revolves around them.

you're such a control!; she's such a control!; the control has been interfering.. AGAIN; etc.

by anonymous disliker of cod. February 16, 2011


ThE CoNtrOL

To preform "the control" one must go to kick somebody, but at the last moment you stop. It is CRUCIAL that the "attacking" party then says "the control". it generally is tradition that both parties start to laugh as not many can be funnier.

(be aware that most people that preform "the control" generally have some kind of mental challenge).

HW: hey "preforms the controll."
Ep: aaaaa noo, oh hahahahahaha.
HW: hahahaha im so funny

by PeekingDuck March 22, 2022


Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.

If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now. Try telling the people who lost their pets it's a morale boost to anyone to have their pets at a shelter somewhere.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020


take control beauty

a lovely sweet grandma giving out advice on her youtube channel to ladies her age about how to take care of their skin. she does more than that though. she makes wig review videos, her struggles and reasons to stay positive. she is a inspiring beautiful women who is always welcoming and loving to her pose!

have you seen take control beauty’s youtube channel?

i know it’s awesome! i’ve been using her skincare advice and look how smooth my skin in!

by KitchenGod13 May 22, 2023