The day no one is going to school.
Taylor:are you going to school December 2nd?
Dean:of course not no one is
Write your girlfriend a paragraph day.
Bf: "I wrote you this paragraph!"
Gf: "Why?"
Bf: "Because its December 7th."
This is the month when you eat donuts everyday. Be fat. You gotta dress up as Santa Clause later in the month, so why not get fat.
Person 1: Is it Donut December yet?
Person 2: Yeah, it is! Why?
Person 1: I LOVE DONUTS
Person 2: Weirdo
Everyone skip school on this day
Yo are you skipping school school December 2 with everyone else
December 2nd is national asthma day.
December 2nd is the day where anyone where asthma can complain like crazy.
friend 1: why is she complaining so much
friend 2: she has asthma