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Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*

by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 11, 2014

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tender dicking

when a man/boy catches feelings after having sexual relations with a woman

yall niggas be tender dicking !

by Intelligence00 January 26, 2016

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Dick check

1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently

2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans

I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 26, 2019

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Dick Boat

A sailing vessel that typically carries large quantities of homosexual men around the Caribbean, especially to Grand Bahama Island. Often times the Dick Boat trails behind it a smaller Fail Boat that is used to ferry the passengers into Port Lucaya.

How did you folks get to Fish Fry Fail? Can't you tell? We came on the Dick Boat!

by OnTheDickBoat February 21, 2010

30πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Tornado of Dicks

When a bunch of guys surround a girl on her knees and fuck her throat

Lindsay got hit by a tornado of dicks at the party last night.

by lexup December 28, 2011

30πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bunk dick

a shrinking dick.

Andy has that bunk dick.

by chrisbnewdle March 30, 2017


sonic dick

1. A way of saying that you want some good food from Sonic. Sonic the fast food resturaunt having 'bomb ass food'. The equivelent of 'good shit' is sonic dick.

2. It is also a way of getting what could be refered to as a roll up blow job. If you ask for an employee to deliver you an extra long number 4, please make sure they give you an extra heeping of sonic dick with a little bit of a stray bandit on the side.

"Yo, I don't give a fuck. I just want to eat some sonic dick."

"Hey, that extra long jalepeno hotdog kinda reminds me of sonic dick."

Employee: "How can we help you?"
*** the Man: "I'd like some sonic dick."
Employee: "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that?"

by ChristManson May 10, 2010