An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.
Bro! We goin ding dong thumping tonight? Grandmas house?
To "Ding off" meaning to "fuck off", "Go die", "Eat dick", or "Fall down a well". Commonly used by the wealthy to discriminate against the poor.
Stacy: "Hey Johnathan! You did really great in last night's football game against our school rival. Your interception that won the game was amazing!! You really have a talent and I think it's great that you're pursuing a career in football. If anyone can make it all the way, it's gotta be you!"
Johnathan: "Ding off Stacy."
The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".
Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking
Josh "ding ding ding" *huge muscular Gaelic gladiator breaks in*
Gaelic gladiator "TOP OF MORNING"
Hong Ding is the most bullyable human being who will snap one day and assasinate his entire ancestry
" Yo I saw a Hong Ding that day, phew, I think he broke "