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when a person of the male caliber rubs his dong until love juices squit
"oh man, i feed the one eyed monster yestorday and some love juices suirted in my face
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other way of saying masturbate or jack off
Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.
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a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.
"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."
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While skull fucking someone in their eye socket, the person pulls out and jerks off on to the socket they were previously penetrating.
James: How'd it go with Julia the other night?
Josh: Not good. She didn't put out so I found some guy down by the train tracks and gave em the ol' One Eyed Jack.
James: Nice dude.
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A name for a mans penis that likes the same sex
Lets leave here, there is to many one eyed mud golems lurking.
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A penis; also a figure of speech used to describe a penis in an attempt to invoke fear or excitement when described.
How would you like a one eyed screaming semen demon in your ass pal!?!?!
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I threw a rock at that guy and it hit him square in the one eyed Bible salesman!
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