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A fucking pedophile who likes little girls. He makes sure to find people who are at least five years younger than him. and proceeds to pin them on his phone. He even makes sure to stalk their location.
Stop being a eli bro thats hella gross
Eli is a funny and humorous guy. He has a pretty Average height, darkly colored hair, brown eyes and a medium completion. To be friends with him you have to be patient and not take things to seriously or else you will get very annoyed with him. The friendship is frustrating at first but gets easier with time. He’s there for you and will make you laugh when you least expect it. He will encourage you and tell you your amazing in every way. As a lover, he’s very shy and likes to joke around a lot, a little dirty minded to :))
“I can always trust Eli.”
“Yea, he’s a great friend”
Any person who was blessed with the unfortunate name of Eli is officially cursed to be a bottom and a twink for all of eternity.
Matthew: Dude have you seen that new guy named Eli?
Brad: Yeah he’s a total twink!
Fit gets all the birds and really good at video games
Elis is really good at video games
Eli is someone addicted to stake.com, he will gamble your life savings away with no regret. His haircut possibly costs less than the change in his pockets.
Boyfriend: Bitchass eli is on stake again.
Eli: Bro shut up it's due it's going to hit
Eli is a great guy who never forgets his girl just like me.He's always caring about me and will never dump me.He loves me so much and he loves me with all his heart.
Hey there's Eli's girlfriend.She's so lucky to have a guy like him.
a man who irradiates sexual energy and friendly comfort, wherever he goes, however he looks, this guy is a great friend, and he is fucking hot, so hot he could make a volcano orgasm.
“that guy is a total Elis i’d totally bare his kids, even if he left me”
“Elis is such a great friend we are lucky to have him”