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Someone who partakes in a punishable offence whilst on a soccer pitch.
As informed by a 6 year old, who felt he needed to tell us about the risks of being a donut puncher: "If you punch someone in the donut, you get a yellow card."
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a dunking donut (dunk-ing-doe-nut) is a proces of fully imersing your own or someone else's balls (testicles) into another persons anus.. the prosess is usually repeated 5-10 times and is said to be quite plesurable..
joe gave sally a dunking donut
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when you punch your g-freind in the mouth until she bleeds then she sucks your dick and you cum in her mouth
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When you cum in someone's ass so hard, they get a glazed look on their face.
I gave her a glazed donut last night.
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Sales slang term meaning to not have any sales for the day.
Better get one on the board, yo! Warden is in a mood and is going to use his outside voice when he sees your donut!
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The act of suffocating a gopher between two bodies (preferably one male and one female) mid-coitus and once said rodent has expired, shaving the sucker clean. The gopher is subsequently ejaculated on, covered in the jizz and rolled in freshly powdered cocaine. Finally the female is sodomized with the gopher.
"Yo girl! What be that white stuff on your legs?"
"Oh. That just be some nose candy. My mac daddy gave me the ol' Powdered Donut last night. I really like it."
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When someone gives you the short end of the stick, usually through trickery. Derived from how if you want a donut, but get a donut hole, you feel like you got a raw deal.
Dude! I'm getting donut hole'd here!
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