A lesbian
“Why did Rachel reject me bro?”-Cleetus
“She must be a gooch grinder!”- Tyler
The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day
"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"
"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"
A man with vast knowledge of the Gooch
That fat, old, irish man from the seaside sure is a Professor Gooch
The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.
After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.
A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)
Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!