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The sexual act in where a goon nigga with a bucket of ice cream and a spoon, scoops ice cream into a girls ass and proceeds to eat it.
Yo, nigga i goon scooped my girl last night.
Did it taste like chocolate, I gotta try it!!
The act of using the mystic arts in tandem with the Time Stone to endlessly goon.
Yo bro, I've been Time-Gooning with the Ancient One.
Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.
Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.
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Scrolling throught the comments section on a child instagram reel.
I was caught Pedo-gooning behind the school sheds.
The act of scrolling through a childs instagram comments section.
I was caught Pedo-Gooning behind the sheds at school today.
A elite form of gooning, in which you have to gorrlia glue your hand and to cover your entire body head to toe in vicks vaporub, it should last anywhere from; 7 hours to 6 days.
It feels better than crystal meth
"Yo dude where were you the past 5 days?"
"Hyper-gooning bitch nigga"
when you're addicted to swatting & calling in bomb threats to large areas and or companies
man I can't stop swatting I just can't, might have been diagnosed with goon-19
let's call in a bomb threat to the white house man, i'm infected with goon-19