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before sexual intercourse. have your female companion insert several balls of fish into her vaginal cavity. then allow the intercourse to commence. after a few moments, have the female squat over a bowl and squeeze. after a few attempts (depending on the girth of the man) several balls of fish should emerge along with a rich fishy soup. a family treat.
"Cor Blimey, i had the nicest Hairy Fishball Soup last night"
"oh yeah?"
"oh yeah gorgeous. ate the hairs an' all"
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Its what you get when you jizz all over a woman's vajina and the pubic hair gets stuck together with the sperm
After we fucked, she washed her hairy-man salsanoun.
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an act in which a man wraps his thumb and index finger around the outside of his scrotum so the tips of his finger and thumb touch.(above the testes but under the base of the penis)After correct placement of the finger and thumb, the hand is moved away from the body in a pulling motion. this creates a "sinching" effect and creates a hairy brain-like object from the testes bunching at the bottom of the scrotum.
because brandon liked to show all of the girls his hairy troll brain, he is now serving 1-15 years in the pokey for sexual harrassment.
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Having hairy toes on females means that she is SEXY AF!
Boy 1 She has the hairiest toes ever!!
Boy 2 I know right!
Boy 1 wait, how do you know?!
Boy 2 I f**ked her you idiot!!
'Hairy toes is awesome!' Exclaimed Lily with a grin
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Covering my girlfriends Jizzed covered upper lip with pubes cut from my ball sack
My girlfriend looked like Hitler after I gave her a Hairy Sanchez
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When a Girl is giving a guy a Hand-Job and right before the guy is about to blow his load or cum, she punches the guy right in the testicles.
"It really sucked. I was so excited for her to jerk me off and she finally did...I got the Hairy Knuckle Airbag."
"Oh yes, yes make me...AHHH...." *hairy knuckle airbag*
"Bitch gave me the Airbag!"
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i want to stick my whole head into your hairy hairy hatchet wound baby
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