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Hairy Poon Typhoon

An extremely hairy vagina, that is dripping wet

When I went down on the bitch I met at the bar, I simply refused because of that hairy poon typhoon in her panties.

by VelvetFog January 13, 2015

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy-man salsa

Its what you get when you jizz all over a woman's vajina and the pubic hair gets stuck together with the sperm

After we fucked, she washed her hairy-man salsanoun.

by Chase Zarate May 8, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy troll brain

an act in which a man wraps his thumb and index finger around the outside of his scrotum so the tips of his finger and thumb touch.(above the testes but under the base of the penis)After correct placement of the finger and thumb, the hand is moved away from the body in a pulling motion. this creates a "sinching" effect and creates a hairy brain-like object from the testes bunching at the bottom of the scrotum.

because brandon liked to show all of the girls his hairy troll brain, he is now serving 1-15 years in the pokey for sexual harrassment.

by ben w. June 14, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hairy Sanchez

Covering my girlfriends Jizzed covered upper lip with pubes cut from my ball sack

My girlfriend looked like Hitler after I gave her a Hairy Sanchez

by Sweetchiba November 27, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hairy toes

Having hairy toes on females means that she is SEXY AF!

Boy 1 She has the hairiest toes ever!!
Boy 2 I know right!
Boy 1 wait, how do you know?!
Boy 2 I f**ked her you idiot!!

'Hairy toes is awesome!' Exclaimed Lily with a grin

by OMG it's varli! July 2, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hairy Knuckle Airbag

When a Girl is giving a guy a Hand-Job and right before the guy is about to blow his load or cum, she punches the guy right in the testicles.

"It really sucked. I was so excited for her to jerk me off and she finally did...I got the Hairy Knuckle Airbag."

"Oh yes, yes make me...AHHH...." *hairy knuckle airbag*

"Bitch gave me the Airbag!"

by Zwantel Washington January 30, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy hatchet wound

a female's unshaved vagina

i want to stick my whole head into your hairy hairy hatchet wound baby

by happy pencil August 6, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž