ear goggling

When someone perceives music as sounding better than it actually does because of copious amounts of drug use, especially ecstasy.

I must've been ear goggling last night because I listened to the recording of the set and it wasn't nearly as good as I remembered it being.

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Bitch Ear

When someone says something to you and you automatically hear it in some negative way. Usually effects females most often.

Girl 1: "Did you just hear what that bitch just said to me? "

Girl 2: " All she said was'nice shoes.' I think you have a bad case of bitch ear. "

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ear trumpet

When you ejaculate into your lovers ear, then blow into the ear in a humming, buzzing manner, causing the ejaculate to leak out the other side.

Yo man, I just have that bitch an ear trumpet!

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Ear Job

Also known as an EJ, the act of performing sexual intercourse in the general area of the ear, any part of the ear qualifies, ear lobes or the canal.

"Man that Emma chick gives an awesome Ear Job!"

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ear humping

when the penis is inserted or projected (whichever your preference)into the ear in a sexual manner.

when all other cavities have been covered (including nose) in a sexual manner, this is an alternative.

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ear lobing

when a slimey forriegner keeps trying to cock block you in the bar with cheesy lines like "I'm from England" or "Did you get that hand bag from paris" or "Do I know you?". He Never gets the ladies and neither do you b/c you are friends with him.

Alex is ear lobing on all my bitches.

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Ear Drummers

"Rae Sremmurd" backwards. Come on guys. No one is named "Rae".

"Man, Ear Drummers got the bass bumpin' and the club thumpin' last night".

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