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spider rope police

A very shitty Spider-Man off brand

Spider rope police omg 😳 it might look like New York but it’s actually Las Vegas

by Du Kidd April 28, 2023


Kindness Police

People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.

Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.

Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.

Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!

by GinaDoesn’tKnow October 16, 2023


Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.

"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?

by Dr.Crow February 28, 2023


Police Scotland

A Scottish version of the police force in the northern half of the United Kingdom. They are much more lenient that other police forces as they usually do the devil's lettuce themselves. They also cruise around thinking theh are hard when they would get sparked anyday in the area known as 'Torry'

Martin: "Shan heres some weed bro x"
Police Scotland: "Thanks bro. give me a Fat Deal of you are going to the slammer lol xx"
Martin: "Shan okay. anything for my bro x"

by SlipperySandison March 7, 2018


PLUR Police

a song by knife party

wat u gonna do wen dey com for u
plur police

by iiPE_0Gii (iiWrenchy) January 28, 2018


Murder police

Homecide Detective

I don't care about drugs. I'm here for the bodies... I'm Murder Police

by AlilADwillDoYa February 2, 2016


Rogue ( METROPOLITAN POLICE SERVICE )

MET Rogue-ness is a common sighting and is very helpful for health, stamina and agility. Without rogue-ness, we’d have unfit command and that’s why rogues-ness is now allowed.

Exactly, I’m rogue ( METROPOLITAN POLICE SERVICE ) and it’s good for me

by God If He Was Straight August 31, 2022