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The act of inserting one's toe into an unsuspecting vagina to which the female quickly clinches causing the inserter to fight to get their toe back out.
How did Gabe break his toe this weekend?
He broke it in that soccer girl's vagina.
I warned him about trying to Pollock Toe Lock an athlete.
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When you either:
Trip your victim over
Or
Find a victim conviniently on the floor already
And
You wegdie the back of their pants up hard and then force their legs up and attach the leg holes of the pants over their feet. This renders them unable to get free and the more they struggle, the tighter their wedgie gets.
This works better if you tie their hands up and if they are wearing tight jeans as they will hold the wedgie in more. Also, if performed on a female do a frontal wedgie too to add to their discomfort... and it's pure evil if they need the toilet beforehand as they will probably end up peeing themselves due to the increased pressure on their bladder!
I was lying on my bed on my stomach the other day in my skinny jeans, complaining to my older sister about how much I needed to go piss, but I couldn't be bothered. She laughed and suddenly jumped onto my back, giving me a jock lock wedgie and tugging up at the front a little too for effect. While I was struggling she tied my hands out in front of me and then left me. She came back ten minutes later and found me lying in a puddle of my own pee - I have never been so embarassed!
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When you're with a peng ting and 'Logan' comes in and says 'I know how to eat pussy' and steals your girl, therefore 'locking off' your dick. Like 'blue balls'
''Yo man, I was gonna go down on this girl I met but I just got put on lock-off"
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Caps lock abuse is just randomly typing in capital letters. This is no just using caps lock for important information, like:
WARNING: IF YOU CLICK THIS YOU WILL DIE.
That makes at least some sense. Caps lock abuse is more just rambeling nonsense that people use just to:
A. piss people off.
B. draw attention to themselves.
Sometimes, these people are just idiots that can't figure out how to get the caps lock thing off. Or maybe they just like typing in caps.
mrszjojonasz: HII MY NAME IISZ BAWB LOL UM I LIKE CHOCOLATE AND PONIIESZ AND THE JONAS BROTHERSZZZZ
theycallmeme: Get your hand off the caps lock button.
mrszjojonasz: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
theycallmeme: You are an example of caps lock abuse. Goodbye.
-logs off-
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Certain Fridays in which your caps lock must be on all day. There is no real method in decided when it's Caps Lock Friday, but some people practice Caps Lock Friday every Friday.
(Unfortunately Urban dictionary does not allow a certain amount of capital letters in an example, so just imagine everything in capital letters)
Guy1: Hey did you hear?! It's Caps Lock Friday!
Guy2: Are you serious? I guess my term paper will have to partly capitalized.
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When you've been caught red handed by someone and it's usually embarrassing.
Paul: Gary got with that whale the other day
Fred: Did you Gary?
Gary: Yeah, guilty as charged, lock me up. *Puts hands in a handcuff like position*
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when talking online and the caps lock button is pressed and the message is sent without it being checked.
randomnoob: SO, DO YOU WANNA COME OVER?
othernoob: uh oh looks like you've been possed by the caps lock demon
random noob: oh noes!