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When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.
Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.
When you put both your fist into someone’s asshole and twist
Guy1: shut up your mom is gay
Guy2: fuck you I’ll give you a monkey Sandwich
A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes
IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!
Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.
Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!
You hang upside down using your legs on a bar while your partner has their dick ready to be sucked. You grab his waist to force his dick into your upside down mouth. Staying upside down for long isn't a good idea so make sure you take breaks every time after he cums. This probably improves leg strength?
Bob: Oh hey dude my GF just gave me a Monkey's Blowjob!
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.
When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her
Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night
An idiot, moron, or other stupid person.
He did what?! Jeez that guy is such a chumba monkey.