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When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.
Had some Captain Morgan Spiced Bum last night night
Every year on October 17th it’s the national holiday Tanner N Morgan Day. On this day you eat boo berry waffles and buy hoodies thats it
It’s Tanner N Morgan day i will now eat boo berry waffles and buy a hoodie
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love u Morgan Wallen
Whoever you are, maybe Urban Dick husband. 🤣🤣🤣
The act of placing one's leg up in a way so as to mirror the pose of the 17th-century Welsh privateer of the Caribbean, Sir Henry Morgan while masturbating, without pants, or otherwise miming masturbatory motions as a flex.
"After no-scoping a n00b, they turned to their opponent and did an el cap power jack (Captain Morgan Power Jack) to celebrate the achievement. It was completely uncalled for. "
The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum with zipper gaping wide open exposing pubic fro or vajazzles.
The bus driver told me to sit down so I defiantly put one leg on the seat and gave him a Captain Morgan Belt Buckle. WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW, BUS DRIVER?!
Mother fucker, only what you say when adults/small children are around.
My mother was in the room, so instead of calling her what she really was, i said she was morgan le fay.
This is where they spend more more on the school then they do the lunch food. Teachers hog the bathrooms in the morning and that’s where smoking weed and vaping maybe even drinking goes on. The kids there are always I’m competition to see who can be better than one another. All around this school was shitty and the kids in it are bitches.
Bob: what school to do you go to?
Amy: Morgan County High School
Bob: Oh so your a bitch
Amy: excuse me?