the hills have eyes

usually a term used whenever someone is so ugly that they look like they are from the movie, "the hills have eyes".

oh my god that girl is so ugly she looks like she is from the hills have eyes (without a mask on)

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The shills have lies

Speculative you tube channel focusing on celebrities and questioning whether they might be trans. Some examples include Helen Hunt Julia Robert and believe it or not val kilmer!

The shills have lies is a pretty good you tube channel.

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men having curfew

Men having curfew??????? thats sexist

men having curfew is sexist

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You'll never have this

A phrase used similarly to "holy fuck dude, go outside", where it seeks to remind/self-depricate a closeted individual that they'll never have something they want. (ie. Love, Care, Affection)

The phrase has likely been thrown around previously, but it was popularised following a 4chan thread where a bunch of weebs lamented about never being able to have a loving family.

*Shows photo of a loving a caring family*
"You'll never have this, anon."

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let's have a kiki

A word that heterosexual men are prohibited to say unless they want to get smacked in the head with a high-heeled shoe 34 times.

"Let's have a kiki! I wanna have a kiki! Lock the doors TIGHT!"

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Having sex with a muffin

1 - to BLOW a muffin in the region were bursts of fecal matter EXPLODE OUT LIKE PEICES OF FUCKING CRAP see dace

2 - TO HAVE FUCKING SEX WITH A FUCKING MUFFIN...like that dude whom jirks his girk in science class...see dace again

3 - To Have intercourse WITHTHE FUCKING UGLY CHICK IN THE FUCKING HOLE SCHOOL...like ANDREW LAFRAGGAY..,FCKING IDOIT

1 FUCKING A MUFFIN
2 FUCKING A MUFFIN
3 LAFRIENYAH is fucking a muffin AKA JEN YOU HORE

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I have AIDS

Something you say to fill awkward silences.

Mary: "So...... what's new with you?"

Tim: ............. "I have AIDS."

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