fire chaser

A sucker for red heads.

Someone who is attracted to people with red hair.

I used to be a fire chaser before Linsay Lohan got a boob job and turned into another Paris Hilton.

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Fire Chief

When a male lights their girlfriend on fire and then has a wank and puts her out with his cum.

I Fire Chiefed my girlfriend last night. Dude high five that's smoking!

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fire spitter

Someone who has mad bars.

Tony: yo dawg he's a fire spitter at the beat.

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return fire

In battle, return fire is retaliatory fire that is used to keep the enemy at bay during a conflict hiatus.

Return fire... OK, cease fire, they've buggered off.

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Fire ass

Eating lots of spicy food then burning your ass hole while shitting.

Mike: "I had fire ass the other day."

Alex: "oh did you eat an entire bag of flaming hot cheetos."

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fire lock

As in, "to be under fire lock." A word used to describe a person who is experiencing the momentary stun one feels at the first blare of a fire alarm.

Seriously, how are you supposed to act calm in an emergency when you seize up and start bleeding from your ears?

*Someone blows out a match in the storeroom, fire alarm sounds*

"Holy shit! I think Jim's heart just stopped!"

*covering ears* "Nah bro, that fuckin' fire alarm just put him under fire lock."

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laissez fire

a fire, usually of the genus 'bon', that, upon ignition, grows in magnitude by itself. The laissez fire requires little-to-no planning or control, as the "builder" simply places kindling in a pit, flicks an ignition device, and lets it grow at the behest of the wind and other natural causes. While risky, the laissez fire is a thoroughly enjoyable source of heat, as it burns steadily with minimal effort on the builder's part. laissez fires are usually left to themselves to burn out, unless the surrounding area is dry/flammable, in which case a light snuffing on the part of the overseer(s) is necessary. It is in no way a metaphor for the ailing economy...

Johnny Carefree: 'dude I just lit the thing and it started burning; its a pretty sweet fire now.'

Trevor Wit: 'you might call that a laissez fire.'

Dill Prudence: 'you guys oughta be careful, these fires can get outta control fast. I'll get some water from the river just in case."

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