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The act of overreacting to something insignificant in an extremely over dramatic fashion.
The way Mike responded, I thought we would discover dead puppies, but it was only popcorn behind the couch.
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To negativley impact ones good time through certain actions or events.
Josh is really fucking up my couch with this country music he is playing.
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A funny expression first used on the Dave Chappelle show. Used in context, and whenever.
Fun to say.
*WALKING DOWN THE HALL*
" Fuck your couch nigger."
"Wanna go to the 7-11"
"Fuck your couch nigger."
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This phrase was brought into prominence and popularized by Chappelle's Show in episode #204, where Rick James says "fuck yo couch, nigga" when he is caught kicking mud on Charlie Murphy's white couch.
The phrase entered pop culture lexicon to mean audacious contempt, discontent or disregard for a given standard, convention or ideal, or utter indifference to a given situation.
Man: "Dude, my girl dumped me and I am so hurt."
Man 2: "Man, fuck yo couch nigga, I got my own problems."
Man: "I hope John McCain wins the election in 2008."
Man 2: "fuck yo couch, nigga! Obama will win in 2008!"
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this is another name for a bucket fanny aka a hole like a wizards sleeve. A woman who has this would say that her under carriage resembles an old burst couch left on the dump with all its stuffing hanging out the cushions! Having sex with this woman would be like putting a cocktail sausage in a hot dog roll (no point to it)
Oh my god, ive just lost my face in a fanny like a burst couch! Slurp!, slurp!, slurp!....and the face has gone!!!
It came at me from nowhere, at first i thought it was someone throwing an old couch out the window, but then i realised it was just my wife's fanny like a burst couch
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Yet another phrase for taking a bowel movement. Along the same lines as the phrase "Dropping the kids off at the pool."
Friend 1: "Hey dude, hurry up. We are going to be late for the movie."
Friend 2: "You're going to have to wait another 5 minutes bro, I have to go move the brown couch to the basement."
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When a set of friends have realized that they all have had some sort of sexual relations on the same couch in the past or present.
"yeah me and him always hooked up on that couch after school"
"no way I just hooked up with ___ on there the other day!"
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"then I guess that makes us Eskimo related couch buddies! Considering we both had hooked up on the same couch"
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