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Where mathematicians go when they commit crime.
Did you hear about the mathematician that got convicted of robbery? He went straight to a square based prison.
A slang term for anal rape which is widely related to non-consensual sex by male prison inmates.
Did you hear about Matt? He was roofied at the gay bar and last night, and Adam gave him a "Prison Collision".
A name colloquially used to refer to coffee in the American prison system.
Source: Joe guerrero, After prison Show
Ayo peaches gimme summa dat prison crack
Man, I’ve been hitting that prison pussy so much lately, I think I’m growing a toenail on the head of my cock.
Prison bed is when you take off all your bedding to wash it and while it's in the washer and dryer you are laying on the bare mattress with an assortment of blankets then as the real sheets and comforters are clean you still do not make the bed for several days out of laziness.
My dog actually prefers prison bed because he likes the textures of the different blankets that I layer including the electric blanket instead of just the coverlet so he is actually disappointed when I make the bed.
Oh , don't look in my room I have to make my bed, I've been sleeping on prison bed for a few days. Haha
Norwegian prison or the Norwegian jailcell is like a small hotelroom and is the absolute best type of jail in the world. It's often compared to the average college dorm you would find in North America.
Damn I just killed a man and the cops give me a whole ass hotelroom. I love Norwegian prisons
An abused rectum that has been subject of excessive poundings. Possibly by more than one person at a time.
"Hey, I got a date with that barista!"
"Yo dude, I heard she's prison bottomed"