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Puss Goggles

Spectacles that provide one with visual prowes to improve ones ability to perceive the presence of "Pussy". This item also increases odd of succession for acquiring said "Pussy". ( odds are as follows: base success increase +35% with a +/- 3.5%-5% varying on Age/Income/Class/ and or Pimp Ass Ride)

Damn bro, yo Puss goggles give you sum mad Puss game.

by Aristondemos October 30, 2020


puss ship

A place to buy alchohol but only when you phone doesn't register piss shop

Wan't me to grab u some vodka from the Puss ship

by Bishnuu May 19, 2017


straddle puss

A nice way of saying addressing a person who is a pain in the arse.

Donald Trump is always acting like a straddle puss on Twitter.

by Kahn of buffets August 1, 2017


Muggie Puss

Muggie or muggy is weather-related: Relating to muggy weather, conveying a sense of warmth or stickiness.

Puss is relating to a woman's vagina.

Hence, Muggie Puss is used to describe a warm, sticky pussy.

Girl I love your muggie puss.

Your muggie puss is warm and comfortable.

That girl is sexy, but does she have a muggie puss?

by Werl August 3, 2024


Sour Puss

A Man who acts up or changes his behavior to impress women even if it makes him look like a idiot.
Men like this are usually referred to has "catty" or "beggy". They also tend to violate or disrespect other men in order to achieve this aswell.

"Why does this guy only behave like this when women are in his presence?"

"He's a sour puss that's why!"

by Arron j smith September 17, 2021


slinging the puss

What a woman does to get whatever she so desires.

Peter: "Did you hear she got a promotion AND a raise?"

Colby: "That ugly bitch has been in the bosses office slinging the puss!"

by acg4ife March 26, 2016


puss kiss

The act of a gay male mistakenly kissing a straight male due to the aforementioned straight male being a giant drunken pretty pussy, therefore mistaken for a subservient gay male.

Rosco of Telledega had a great big puss kiss in the lodge washroom on an unfortunate and confusing drunken weekend adventure.

by Woo pub September 24, 2017