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When someone pretends to be someone they're not in orderto be associated with someone with social standing
Yo that girl is a sac rider trying to get in the club
SaYing she wit the DJ
Sounds like a re-brand of Reagan's "welfare queens" but...
Hym "How is fucking YouTube charlatans using Nietzsche's work and the bible to proselytize for a religion (the truth of which) they do not believe while everyone else works and the creator of A.I. doesn't get credited or paid NOT the free rider problem in action? How is doing nothing more than reacting to other people's lives and then attaching merch to your reaction NOT the free rider problem?"
Dr. JeepJorp "It's the psychopaths! The evil deranged psychopaths that I AM NOT ONE OF (But I can't take the test because I'll cheat on the test)! They don't want me to breed! They won't to the incest cult!"
Iam "Hey! Dr. JeepJorp! Want some cinnamon toast crunch? Cus... I got some Cinnamon Toast Crunch here... I ran out of plastic spoons so... You gotta use a fork but- Hey, I got like half a giant-size box man... Get you some..."
Dr. Jeepjorp "The psychopaths want short term gratification! It's fine when Elon the retard literally engages in short term gratification with Johnny Depp's wife and literally doesn't do any of the things I say but the psychopaths!?"
Iam "Yeah man, totally. You sure you don't want any- Oh... Hey, I'm running out of milk..."
Dr. JeepJorp "Psychopaths ALWAYS run out of milk! Their machiavellianism makes it impossible for them to keep enough Mike for their guests!"
Someone who has fucked every single possible race of human kind and cuts his dick off afterwards.
Guy1: "Dude what happened to your dick?"
Guy2: "Oh I'm an International Rider."
When you take a shit (particularly a solid one) and post wipe you notice no anal residue left behind on the toilet paper. This happening is synonymous with possessing a “golden butthole” if it has happened more than 5 times in a year. Congratulations are in order for anyone who successfully attains a Ghost Rider.
My uncle Rusty took the longest shit last night in my bathroom, I was upset at the smell until he showed me his Ghost Rider! I can’t believe that dump left his asshole clean as a whistle, Rusty is a true American hero.
Someone who sleeps with you and immediately disappears into the night.
Girl #1 - “Damn he didn’t ghost you did he?!”
Girl #2 - “Worse... he was a ghost rider...”
Ghost rider is a marvel comic Amit-hero.
Has a flaming skull and mostly a black leather outfit.
There where many ghost riders (even a female one). Usually the Ghost Rider is a spirit of vengeance who can poses a person. Ghost rider has a bike called “hell-cycle”. The most popular ghost rider is Jonny balze who gave his soll to the devil himself so his step father wouldn’t die of cancer but he died anyway.
Only weapons forged from heaven can kill him. His powers are: Immense superhuman strength, stamina, agility, reflexes, endurance, and durability.
Enchanted hellfire chain, motorcycle, cars, swords, and shotgun.
Invulnerability to fire, heat, lava and flames.
Penance Stare.
Resurrection.
Immortality.
Regeneration.
Accelerated healing factor.
His first appearance is in marvel spotlight #5 August 1972
Ghost rider the spirit of vengeance
An unsuspecting individual who consistently engages in intercourse with others who in turn ghost them.
After a streak of being abruptly left by her intimate partners, Allison came to the realization she was a Ghost Rider.