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hooky book

to leave a place (meeting, conference, presentation etc.) prematurely without prior approval.

We'll meet at 4 PM. The meeting may go longer but I'll just hooky book.

by DNC February 14, 2015


Book Buffer

The number of books you have queued to read someday.

Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.

by JB42 November 20, 2010


Book Wasted

After you have read a book for so long (especially at night) that you can't remember or concentrate on anything else, besides what you were reading, until you conk out.

"I read Twilight for 3 hours last night and couldn't stop thinking about it until I fell asleep."

"Wow, you must have been completely book wasted!"

by craigishilarious February 26, 2014


comfort book

a book you return to again and again (even if only to dip into for a chapter or two) for a bit of cheer and warmth.

"all your perfects is my comfort book"
"holy shit really same!"

by whore for books bf October 03, 2021


Fully Booked

A term used in reference to sexual activity; when the receiver has all holes full!

Katie was fully booked last night! I was in her mouth, Jamie in her butt and Jake in her fanny!

by t-rex lover xxx December 11, 2016


book insomnia

When a book is so good you can't fall asleep because you'd have to stop reading.

"Man, you look tired."

"Yeah, I didn't sleep last night, I had book insomnia."

by Wht2Read March 01, 2020


Hooker Book

1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.

2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.

1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.

2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.

by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010