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A dance move where one puts a large frown on his face, crosses his eyes and moves around making crab pincers with his hands. It is essential to get up into peoples person space while preforming the Crab Hands.
" Yo dude, what are going to do for the dance tonight "
" I dunno...fuck it, i'll just Crab Hands."
" That's whatsup"
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The act of holding a girl from behind like a wheelbarrow, you then insert your penis and start slapping her ass so she goes around the room like a wheelbarrow race.
Chanda-My arms are tired from last night.
Myna-Why?
Chanda-My bf performed the Alabama Crab Slapper on me all night.
Myna-Oh I love that!
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A sex position where the male and female get on there hands and feet like a crab and crab walk. then the male will have to dance to win over the female. when they mate the male will insert the penis into the female and have sex
"Yo, i Hermit Crabed my girl last night, and the dance worked!"
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When you cum in a girls ass, then demand said female to fart it out into your hand. You then proceed to smack her in the face with your cummy hand. Thus, The Alaskan Snow Crab.
"dude, I alaskan snow crabbed that bitch so good."
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When you see the dog eating cat poo out of the cats litter box.
Oh look Baxter is having “Cat Crab Cakes” for lunch!!
When your significant other is on her menstrual cycle, you turn her sideways and make a fist. You slide 4 fingers in her love tunnel and jam your thumb in her anus. You bring her to orgasm and your hand looks like it’s covered in Old Bay and crab mustard when you pull it out.
She was on her period and I wanted crabs, so I gave her the Maryland Crab Mallet.
1. To eat some vigania.
2. To eat some butt.
3. To go R. Kelly in that ass.
4. Butt cheeks to ears
Jeremy: What you doing this weekend?
Patrick: I am gonna try to "crack some crab".
(Motions taking a butt and spreading it while licking it)
Jeremy: Are they in season?
Patrick: You can crack crab year round.
Jeremy: Lol.