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T-shirt Time

T-Shirt time: When one takes there "freshest" t-shirt and applys to oneself before going out for a night of smoshing.

At T-shirt Time, he went to his room and got his V neck so that he could look fresh.

by j Breeazy October 16, 2010


Calgary T-shirt

A hooded sweatshirt. A Calgary T-shirt is the least substantial article of clothing that can be worn comfortably outdoors in Calgary, Alberta, Canada where the temperature seemingly never exceeds 14 degrees Celsius even during the warmest part of the year.

"You don't need to wear your touque today Bob, it's beautiful outside! Just throw on a Calgary T-shirt."

by Sean BonJovi November 23, 2007


Swedish Dress Shirt

When a caucasian individual receives a line of hickeys that extend from the neck to the genital region.

Dude: So how was Morgan last night?
Other Dude: Shit got crazy man. She gave me a Swedish Dress Shirt. I won't be able to go swimming in public for weeks.

by realfeeleydrinkers July 13, 2012


Festive Shirt Fridays

The day wear all the cubicle employees either have fruity shirts or no shirts at all.

Euugh man. I just saw Dilbert's moobs.

by nikkan_hanil July 02, 2004


Dog Blanket Shirt

What Lumberjacks and poor people in the early 1990's wore.

Flannel check shirt often worn over a t-shirt, with jeans and rigger boots, fake Caterpillar boots or Gola plimsoles.
Yanks call it plaid

James: Dude, your shirt is the same material as my dog's blanket. ergo that is a Dog Blanket Shirt.

Alex: I dont care what you say about my shirt, I like it personally.
Alex's boss: You didn't pay for that shit you're wearing did you?

For further examples of Dog Blanket Shirts look for Dom's Dog Blanket Shirt Calendar from the BBC Radio 1 Chris Moyles Show.

by Wordsmith Ru February 05, 2009


Grey Shirt Douche

A lowly attired simple minded buffoon with their head in the clouds who disrespects and ignores fashion. A specific breed or subgenre of douche who is lame and weak. Women are also a plain grey shirt douche. Their head is low brow and in the clouds. They are obnoxious wet blankets.

Being a Grey Shirt Douche is not worthy of being a professional at anything throughout the world.

by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS September 10, 2021


Red Shirt Special

A girl or boy who is too young to legally consent to sex. The red shirt comes from a grocery store's idea to alienate minors. This term varies depending on the state and age of parties involved.

Dude, see that girl with Kevin over there? Totally a Red Shirt Special.

by Chocacock July 03, 2011