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when a bunch of guys take turns banging a girl, one after the other after the other...like a train
6 guys wanted to run a thomas on one chick, but she was tired after the second
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the least diverse high school known to man.
the place is full of white preppy kids and asians who think theyre black.
the teachers are hard as balls. it doesnt fucking make sense.
everyone at tj thinks im fucked up because i listen to music about killing people
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A school in Fairfax County with an embarrassingly high SAT average. Where sophomores are bombarded with 4 AP classes and being a nerd is valued highly.
Most of the girls are ugly as shit, and there is a HANDFUL of kids with a social life, but DAMN, they know how to party. Yeah, '08 has SOME lookers, but no one can touch those 2010 girls. I'm just embarrassed that all they get are the calculator-hugging, non-athletic TJ guys. I wish I went to TJ.
1: Wait...what school do they go to?!
2: Thomas Jefferson, what's up with that?
1: Yeah, I'd WRECK that Lyndsey Wheeler and Victoria Kedzie, that Alison Kosmacky ain't bad either.
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Yet another factory bro country singer
"Who's this guy singing about girls and partying?"
"Oh that's Thomas Rhett, he's just like every other new country artist"
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Crazy 16 year old bitch named Amelia, that lives in Alabama, not London, That pretends to be a 21 year old male named Thomas McCreepy. He is a figment of her imagination that she decided to bring to life by role playing. She's taken this character to heart and taken the role playing too far as to where she actually believes she is Thomas McCreepy. She's even used this character to "TRY" to make another female fall in love with her while trying to break up the relationship that this girl already had with someone else. Only a handful of people know who she actually is.
Thomas McCreepy: DOES NOT EXIST!
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verb -- to place a pubic hair on a beverage container -- usualy done as a prank. Named after the United States Supreme Court Justice who allegedly held up a can of Coke and asked "who has put a pubic hair on my Coke?" to the woman (Anita Hill) he supervised and was harrassing sexually.
Bob pranked me bad last night by ordering 20 pizzas delivered to my room, but I got him back by Clarence Thomasing his Dr. Pepper at lunch.
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A man who every single guy in America should be jealous of and wish they were him, because every single girl and woman in America likes him more than the man they're with.
He also happens to be a fine singer/songwriter/performer, formerly of Matchbox Twenty.
Never take a girlfriend to a Rob Thomas concert because you'll end up going home alone while she waits for 2 hours to get a glimpse of him coming out the back of the theater and get into his limousine, at which point she'll realize she has no chance and may or may not settle for you.
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