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Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.
Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"
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Dinosaur Vagina is God. Obey her, love her, respect her. She has endured many pains for us. She is the female version of Dragon Penis.
Has Dinosaur Vagina let you into her?
A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.
"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"
bob "you haven't dicked her down?"
"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"
He is the most legendary and kind person on earth. He plays via google stadia and is a kuool kid.
Yo have you met Vagina Nunchuck?
Oh yeah he’s a kool kid.
A vagina that is not trashed or worn out. Very pleasing to look at. The appropriate verbiage for frat boys to ask for nude pictures of sorority girls. Not your average whores vagina but a high class sorority whores vagina.
Yo, hit me up after the gym. We should trade nudes. I want to know if you have a toned vagina.
The act of finding random ass head hair, stuck in the crevices of yo pussy.
ashlee: ewh, da fuq is dis
*yank*
ashlee: ahh my head hair, why da fuq dis in my pussy. mom why?
mom: I don't know... I just really don't know. maybe it's just a silly ole vagina vine!
A women’s monthly friend; menstrual cycle
I’m sorry sweetie we can’t have sex tonight. I got bit by the vagina tiger.