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having a girl sit on your face while she’s on her period
real men let their girl do the vampire facial
Pros: Gamer of the night, extremely charming.
Cons: Kills relationships, sleeps during the day
1: I can’t stop staying up all night and playing video games.
2: I love you but if you keep this up you’ll be a forever vampire gamer
It's like a French kiss, but where the sun don't shine.
When he said he wanted to give me a vampire kiss, I expected fangs, instead I got my asshole cleaned out.
I’m gonna go to the bathroom and make a vampire popsicle
When a women freezes a used tampon.
That woman is so fine I would like sniff her armpits and eat her vampire popsicles
Milk that has been mixed in with a woman’s blood clot from her period cycle. Preferably made with milk from the same source the clot came from.
“Mollie, that clot you have going on is HUGE. you should make vampire milk with it.”
A term for the skin texture of transfemmes on HRT, with their skin typically looking lighter, smoother, and ambiguously younger compared to the usual progression of skin aging for women in their age range.
Trans Vampire Skin is also a revealing feature of a boymoder, with their skin being jarringly different compared to the men around them.
1: Wait, Lara is almost 30? I thought she was, like, an undergrad?!
2: That's that Trans Vampire Skin at work!