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Wizard

To sneak up behind someone and insert something into their butthole. When they ask, 'did you just insert your finger into my butt?', you lean forward to show them both hands and say, 'that's not my finger!'
'WIZARD!'

My gf is still upset, I wizarded her hard when she was doing the dishes last night.

by GremlinFOH June 17, 2022


Wizard

Something that is super-duper coolio bro

That new video game looks SO WIZARD

by Surmal_and_proud November 14, 2017


Wizard

Wizard of “Oz”, Oz” meaning “ounce”.

What you say on the phone to your paranoid dealer who consumes to much of their own product and therefore believes that their “line is tapped by the feds”, or send in a text message intead of ounce. Of course if their “line was tapped” or “the feds were reading their messages” then “the feds” would deciever the true meaning of “wizard” because they suspected your dealer of dealing, the “the feds” would deciefer the true meaning of “wizard” in all of about 10 seconds.

Hello...yep, so yeah, I wanna get a wizard off you....How much?!...but a henry is only 20!...Hmmf...Ok, I’ll meet you in the car park of Maccie Ds in 10 minutes.

by ZeeBeeBaddG November 18, 2018


Wizard

Ounce (Wizard of Oz)

Alright musher, couldn't sort us a wizard of bud could you?

by Rasklaat Robbie March 6, 2019


Wizard

Derogatory reference of the type of people you associate with world class nerds with 0 social skills, pale skin, and most likely a virgin

As the basement dweller continued to talk shit over the lobby chat, with a slight lisp, I thought to myself how much of an absolute wizard this kid was.

by _pabl0 December 28, 2021


Wizard

Some crazy old guy who runs around naked holding his penis and yelling.

"I'M A WIZARD AND THIS IS MY WAND PATRICK THE PENIS!"

by The Great What's-His-Face September 21, 2016


Wizard

A Wizard is a pioneer programmer and engineer. They develop the tools and scripts that low order hackers and engineers use without understanding. Their creations can only be understood as magic.

A Wizard developed the Windows kernel. A wizard created the metaploit framework.

by AmericanEducation April 28, 2021