A girl that you had sex with and she has your kid and you can't leave her
I done fucked up and got a baby momma now
When your side chick gets pregnant and you are either not sure if its yours or you are just in denial about it until the DNA test is done. That's your "possibility baby".
My wife caught me cheating and to make matters worse she now knows about my possibility baby.
A moisture baby is the off spring of a Moisture Pig or the smaller more athletic Swampy D. You can spot a moisture baby due To the fact there are usually 3-5 of them and most of them have different dads and live in a cramped apartment typically low income housing and run around like wild animals. The primary goal of a moisture baby it to become an exact duplicate of the Moisture Pig or the more athletic Swampy D.
Holy shit look at the number of moisture babies running around in the store.
My kid was attacked by a herd of moisture baby’s and almost died. Thank god he had good cardio he was able to run away, after tossing down a twinkie to distract them!
The instant boost in confidence when you add a little sparkle into your life.
When I put the diamonds on my eyes I felt the Rin baby effect
that smell when you change a diaper.
"UGH! caught a whiff of BABY FUMES!!!"
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