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Get off the internet and get a life

Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.

"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"

by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024


get off scot-free

What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.

I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???

by QuacksO July 9, 2019


Off-angle symmetry

Patterns that contain a reflection symmetry and the line/axis of symmetry is not pointed in a cardinal direction.

"I made an off-angle symmetry pattern. Am I Kroytz now?"

by wiwit October 24, 2019


Bonk me off

Fuck me... shag me

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024


Lim it off

Used instead of cut it off

Me: Oh my god you messed up my nail!
Her: oh dont worry just lim it off.

by Taco draco May 25, 2020


snub-off

To link, by suitable device, a towing or pulling vehicle or unit, to a reliably stationary object, or to one or more additional vehicles or towing/pulling units, to move or hold back something exceeding the traction of a single or lesser number of such units.

Hey, snub-off your bedtruck to the dozer so you don't slide back any further on the next pull.

by silverswingpress May 20, 2014


dropping off the kids

(Hyperbole) Comfortably filling the loo with a dump the size of a kid, or being in there long enough to have dropped the kids off. Unloading yourself.

Hurry up! What are you doing in there? Dropping off the kids?

by Chicken-fish August 22, 2009