pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"
A group of friends who are related somehow and loves to talk shit to each other
"Yea, we are condom heads for life ,my brother from another mother!"
The highest level of intellect
“Dang you’re really smart, that’s some Head Ass Shit”
It means you are very stupid, young and funny
HEY! BANANNA! YOU DINGLE HEAD! MY PHONE IS LOST! AND IT SMELLS LIKE FARTS
A long headed ginger
Referred to a person with a abnormally long head but has a long head meaning they have double no soul
Since that they have a long head they can double as a tennis racket
They are often aliens looking to steal souls
Also there dads would have probably left them while drinking Stella
Omg look at that long head ginger mist be Harrison Lowe