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Archie is addicted to sweaty primal sex
Don't wear a condom always enjoy sweaty primal sex
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when two guys make love.
1 guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight asshole. Then thrust in and out, getting faster and harder each time until he blows his load.
"damn it dude! u got shit on my dick!" - some poor loser
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What Peter Parker and Mary Jane were thinking about during the scene of the second movie when he's got her in the web and she finds out that he is in fact Spiderman
*Scene where M.J. is chillin in the web while spider man climbs down
Person 1: You know what she's thinking right now, don't ya?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: Kinky Spider Sex
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The queen of sex slaves and bondage. Only 2 in the world.
I got handcuffed by the sex slave queens!
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A novelty shot, typically served to an unsuspecting victim as either a gag or as punishment for turning 21. To make the shot, one first fills a rocks glass with house vodka, and then proceeds to suck up a small amount of milk with a straw, lowers the end of the straw into the bottom of the glass, and slowly releases the milk while pulling the straw up and out, with the end result resembling semen being suspended in the water of the hot tub, thus you have the sex in a hot tub.
Bro 1: Happy Birthday bro, I bought you a shot!
Bro 2: Thanks bro, what is it?
Bro 1: Its a sex in a hot tub, now shut up and drink it!
Bro 2: (gulp)
Bro 1: That's what you get for turning 21!
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When you fuck someone in a public setting and cannot get laid for shit afterwards
Guy 1 "Dude, it's been 6 damn months since I've had sex. How long for you?"
Guy 2 "A fucking year!"
Guy 1 "It's been a year since that random chick at the club?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, I think that bitch gave me some curse, like Voodoo Sex Dick."
Guy 1 "Bummer, bro."
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WEN TWO OR MORE PEOPLE HAVE SEX IN THE BUTT AND THE MALE WILL ROLL/BUB PENIS ON THE RIM/OR ASS OF THE FEMALE
SHELBY E AND COLE WATCH A TV SHOW THEY BOTH LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND SAY "KINKY BUTT SEX TIME"
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