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Sweaty butt plug is someone who chats more shit than boris Johnson
That sweaty butt plug sounds just like boris johnson
An object or circumstance that causes intense fear or pain.
“That jump looks like a real butt pucker”
A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
The bottom of the butt cheek that hangs over the back of the upper leg also creates a strange triangular white spot when tanning in the summer.
I work out all the time and I still can't get rid of butt jowls.
When you slip off of your chair when you sit at an angle and it keeps happening
Hey butter-butt! Sit up strait and that won't happen!
When your asshole is so lubricated from eating greasy food that you don’t even feel your farts slip out until you get hit with a toxic fart cloud.
“Sorry... I can’t control it, they just keep sliding out... I must have bad butter butt.”
The person you call up to set up some Anal sex
Demarcus is one hell of a butt plug, he hooks me up with all the hot babes.