Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.
Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".
A really mean person; Someone who bullies butts
Why are you such a Butt Bully Karen?
The part of your leg near your hip and butt that won't pop and bothers you anytime you walk
" my hip-butt is bothering me everytime I walk and I can't pop it"
A phenomenon that attracts a dogs nose. Due to the hint of poop a dogs nose is attracted to butt. When sniffing the dog gets an extra sniff caused by an excessive amount of farting and an inability to wipe thoroughly.
That dog is getting an extra sniff. It must be Butt With HInt of Poop.
The action of separating and closing ones butt cheeks while talking. Giving the allusion that the butt is speaking.
Dude! Last night I made Barbara's butt talk!
to sit on top of someone’s head
can be used to show victory
verb: to give someone a butt hat
We started off with a tickle fight. I gave them a butt hat and they surrendered.
I had to take the sheets off the bed to find my butt hat.