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Being absent without letting friends know
A friend, let's call him Maarten, and you decide to meet up for a spliff. You're at the meeting point, the spliff ir rolled, litten and abut to be inhaled. Maarten is late.... an hour late.... a few hours late. You have tried calling him several times but nobody answers. After 12984723894 hours, you get a text from Maarten claiming he is sick and is not coming today (which was pretty obvious by then anyways). This is 'pulling a maarten' and the lesson is that when you are sick, you are not able to call people to let them know in time!!!
Ditching one's friends so that you can get some pussy from a fat pimply girl because you cannot get any normally.
Damm bro he was pulling a Yu last night. I saw pictures of his face buried under some girls stomach rolls after he lied to us and said he was asleep.
When you and your friends are minding your own business and some douchebag comes and starts acting like a damn dick.
"Bitch, what are you talking about? Stop pulling a dick! You know that is wrong!"
When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor
Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.
the thing under your desk that you can pull out for your keyboard
I don't have enough place on my desk, i need an underdesk keyboard pull out thing
If someone questions your methods after a blunder (especially one of your own making), simply deny any blame and instead send them a topical Wikipedia article without explanation and refuse to reconsider your actions.
Made famous by dir Patty Jenkins who after being ask by studio executives to rewrite her script for Wonder Woman 3, refused and instead sent them a link to the Wonder Woman Wikipedia page.
My mechanic asked me why I'd put gasoline in my Tesla, so I decided to Pull a Jenkins and sent him the Wikipedia on gasoline generating electricity.
1. to fail something every time on the first attempt, and inexplicably succeed the second time
did the build fail? try again, it may have pulled a Jenkins.
Don't pull a Jenkins, I have only one of them.