channel 1

A form of propaganda used in public schools. It is basically 15 minutes of military and anti-drug commercials with 1 or two minutes of biased 'news' in between.

Channel 1: JOIN THE NAVY!

Students:(in unison) Yes, master.

Channel 1: IF YOU SMOKE WEED ONCE YOU WILL DIE!!!

Students:(in unison, again) Yes, master.

Channel 1: BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Students:(in unison) Yes, he is, isn't he?

Me:(destroys TV with bat.) FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS DAMMIT!

Students:(Unison) BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Me:FUUUUUUCCCK!

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code 1

Run

Crap! The oven's on fire! Code 1!

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1 october

National Urban dictionary day.

Today is 1 october

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Febuary 1

Febuary 1 the best people are born on febuary one the have a heet personality and are loyal people that born on febuary one are verry beautifull

Bla febuary 1

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-1 and 7

A score made famous by Jon Hendriks, in a Counter-Strike: Source scrimmage. He did not get any kills, but managed to kill a teammate in the process. After further embarassment, Jon is still ridiculed by this lousy score to this day.

*Terrorists Win*

DP:gg guys
other team:gg

*In Ventrilo*

Jon H: Wow, gamer.
Jon G: Jon, you fucking suck, -1 and 7, you scrub.
Ryan R: urrite mang

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September 1

September 1st is the day Jeon Jungkook was born! It is also the day where Gon, Killua, Leorio, and Kurapika ,from Hunter X Hunter, meet each other at Yorknew City.

Do you know what day it is?
Its September 1! JK DAY

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March 1

National Anime Tiddies Day. We all know the first day of March gives you that anime tiddies vibe so, embrace it.

Oh March 1st! That’s national Anime Tiddies Day! Only the best day of the year

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