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NINJA TOYS AND CRIBS,
WAIT NO,
NINJA PACIFIERS, I WANT YOUR BABY SUCKIN' ON ME
~Ninja, Twitch TV
Ninja pacifiers i want your baby sucking on me
Thats kinda gay ninja like pedophile priest levels of wrong
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Surprising someone who is taking a dab by dropping even more wax on the nail for them then predetermined
As James took a baby dab like a bitch Todd threw on a huge ass ninja dab in the bucket.
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A man who regularly sexually assualts random female, unprovoked. He is very skilled in this kind of ambush and can usually penetrate a woman (or baby) in under 3 seconds.
Girl 1: Holy shit! what was that? Were the fuck is my hymen?
Girl 2: Probably one of those hymen ninjas.
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The act of nerfing something without any forewarning.
While most nerfs are announced that they will happen before they actually happen, a ninja nerf is simply done, leaving the players to discover, usually being completely screwed over at the same time due to being surprised.
Player A: C'mon, let's go kill that boss. I'll get my shifter tank.
Player B: Ok, let's go. Those shifter tanks get like 2000 hp, so we should be fine.
*Player A and B get to the Boss*
Player A: omfg Wtf!? I've only got 800 hp!? *dies*
Player B: Oh Fuck... *dies*
Player A: Well wtf... I had 2000 hp yesterday... I didn't see anything about a nerf on the forums, did you?
Player B: Nope. Must have been a ninja nerf.
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Someone who disappears into thin air, only to reemerge from the bathroom fresh from taking a shit.
-Hey, where did Mike go?
-I don't know, he didn't tell anyone where he's going
~10 mintues pass by~
-Oh there he is coming out of the bathroom
-Damn it, Mike's such a ninja shitter
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Negative term used for black people. Similar to porche monkey.
Tyrone is such a yard ninja. All he does is lift weights in his front lawn but he never gets bigger.
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An uber ninja for the digital age. Not only possessing the skills of a finely trained samurai, but the ability to speak in broken computer lingo while maintaining a superior intellect and always gaining ground with the ladies.
I was such a 1337 Ninja, I didn't even realize that I got shot.
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