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ninja pacifiers

NINJA TOYS AND CRIBS,
WAIT NO,
NINJA PACIFIERS, I WANT YOUR BABY SUCKIN' ON ME
~Ninja, Twitch TV

Ninja pacifiers i want your baby sucking on me

Thats kinda gay ninja like pedophile priest levels of wrong

by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 04, 2020


Hymen Ninja

A man who regularly sexually assualts random female, unprovoked. He is very skilled in this kind of ambush and can usually penetrate a woman (or baby) in under 3 seconds.

Girl 1: Holy shit! what was that? Were the fuck is my hymen?

Girl 2: Probably one of those hymen ninjas.

by PooStainJedi March 12, 2009


ninja nerf

The act of nerfing something without any forewarning.

While most nerfs are announced that they will happen before they actually happen, a ninja nerf is simply done, leaving the players to discover, usually being completely screwed over at the same time due to being surprised.

Player A: C'mon, let's go kill that boss. I'll get my shifter tank.

Player B: Ok, let's go. Those shifter tanks get like 2000 hp, so we should be fine.

*Player A and B get to the Boss*

Player A: omfg Wtf!? I've only got 800 hp!? *dies*

Player B: Oh Fuck... *dies*

Player A: Well wtf... I had 2000 hp yesterday... I didn't see anything about a nerf on the forums, did you?

Player B: Nope. Must have been a ninja nerf.

by H-o-G August 11, 2006


ninja shitter

Someone who disappears into thin air, only to reemerge from the bathroom fresh from taking a shit.

-Hey, where did Mike go?
-I don't know, he didn't tell anyone where he's going

~10 mintues pass by~

-Oh there he is coming out of the bathroom
-Damn it, Mike's such a ninja shitter

by CSCC September 30, 2010


Yard Ninja

Negative term used for black people. Similar to porche monkey.

Tyrone is such a yard ninja. All he does is lift weights in his front lawn but he never gets bigger.

by Greek Bastard July 22, 2009


1337 Ninja

An uber ninja for the digital age. Not only possessing the skills of a finely trained samurai, but the ability to speak in broken computer lingo while maintaining a superior intellect and always gaining ground with the ladies.

I was such a 1337 Ninja, I didn't even realize that I got shot.

by xqubit November 02, 2004


invisible ninja

When you see someone hxc dancing, They are fighting invisible ninjas so to speak.

I see an army of invisible ninjas in the mosh pit tonight. Who will stop them?

by TTVMike May 17, 2004