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An excuse for guys to feel up guys.
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(Setting the scene - there are a group of guys; two of them are Michaelangelo and Joseph)
MICHAELangelo (thinking): I want to feel up JOSepH - I know, I'll shout 'Killer Swans' and then I can feel him up.
MICHAELangelo: "Killer Swans!"
JOSepH: "Oh bother..."
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A man who doesn't let their girlfriend kiss them and appease hormones with them.
Even if he's got a reason or excuse, he's still a no-good penguin killer!
Attentive and Loving Girlfriend: Dear, I feel like we've been together long enough and I really do love you. Can I give you a blow job please?
Penguin Killer: Darling, let's take our time. I don't wanna rush things. Besides, I have a cold right now.
GF: Alright, alright. You're right, I'm sorry. Can I at least kiss you?
PK: Like I said, I've a cold. Sorry.
GF: ... Bollocks.
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First real feature film by Stanley Kubrick at age 26. A film noir about a boxer who falls in love with a girl who has gangsters after her.
1st guy: you see killers kiss?
2nd guy: yeah man, fucking amazing!
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Is a racial slur that refers to Native American's who killed many cowboys
That Indian is a cowboy killer
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A murderer known as Maggie who cleverly disguises herself as Jessie J, Katy Perry and Lilly Allen in order to act out grizzly bear rapes and murders.
Oh Snakes its Maggie the zodiac killer.
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(Famously popularised by the show "Rick and Morty") Semen. Most commonly used when referred to when a child ruined someone's life.
"You shot 20 CC's of liquid Dream Killer into my daughter."
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