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A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.
Susie: I got a text from Drew asking if I wanted to hangout tonight
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!
(noun) when one cannot control ones fingers while texting, usually resulting in inappropriate or weird texts, occassionally to preists or exes
jenny: lets fuckkkkk
exboyfriend: uhh what???
jenny: oh sorry texting tourrettes!
Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.
Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.
When the person you are texting with is also texting someone else and leaving you hanging a lot.
Lopez: What up
John: Meet at Jacks?
(waits 2 minutes)
John: yt?
Lopez: Sry, txting Sarah
John: stop two-texting me. Me or her pls.
A person that breaks up texts causing multiple text bubbles instead of one.
Jessica: Tell me a story
Justin: once upon a time,
Justin: there was this guy
Justin: who really liked this girl
Justin: he did his best to win her over
Justin: it didn't work
Justin: so he died
Justin: ..alone.
Jessica: why didn't you just put everything in one text? You are such a text breaker!
The act of sending rapid fire text messages to the same person, or sending one message that is so long that it comes through as multiple messages
He sent me 12 text messages in less than 5 minutes. He is a texting terrorist.
When someone is so deep in conversation via text messaging they are in a trance. Usually happens when figuring out plans with friends or texting about last night drunken escapades.
Guy 1: "I was out to lunch with my girlfriend today and she totally went into a texting trance, I had to shout her name for her to look up from her phone"
Guy 2: "who do you think she was talking to?"
Guy 1: "I don't know man, but she was giggling enough and and muttering about jello shots. She probably was retelling our crazy night last night *winks*
Guy 2: "who takes jello shots outside of college?"