Muff digger

Similar to a gold digger. One who dates sluts so they can get some muff.

Steve likes slutty girls, hes always trying to get some. What a muff digger.

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muff pirate

The act of shaving the muff whilst a woman is asleep. Thus, literally pirating the muff.

I pirate so much muff I have a pubic hair stash. I am the ultimate muff pirate! Brooklyn!

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muff job

Any occupation typically done by a women.

I'm not going to clean that bathroom, that is a muff job.

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Muff Cabbage

Used in the episode South Park "It's a Jersey thing" to make fun of the Jersey accent. The people from Jersey in the episode keep saying Muff Garbage, but everyone in South Park thinks they are saying Muff Cabbage.

Jersey woman: "You're Garbage, you're Muff Garbage!"
Normal Woman: "Did you just say Muff Cabbage?"

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muff dodger

A gay man, who is not interested in female genitalia

Look at the way he walks, aw man, that is most certainly a muff dodger

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Muff Cabbage

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH

*10 mins later*

Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing

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muff puff

the lady who drinks from the hairy cup of love.

"i know this girl who is proper lez, she is a real MUFF PUFF

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