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One of the most sought after organisations in the Clogher Valley District of South Tyrone, Northern Ireland. It is renowned for its secrecy and un-swerving dedication to all events regarding alcohol and/or Class A drugs. This prestigious alliance, consists of those over the age of 18, however an exception is made solely for the Club President who has conducted the federation since the age of 17. Members are required to be intoxicated in either their place of education or employment a minimum of twice a week. It is vital that all pigeon holes and lockers do not contain the first C of the Clubs title at all times (this cannot be disclosed due to protectitive measures for Club members.) In the unlikely event of the Clubs practices being revealed, members are required deny all charges upon signing papers during the induction process. Members are sworn to secrecy and are asked to refuse drugs/alcohol tests at all times. Failure to adhere to Club rules will result in disciplinary measures and/or immediate termination of membership. The 3C Club had previous links to Paramilitary groups of Northern Ireland but in recent years this has changed, and they are now sponsored by the Irish GAA Association.
''Dude, check out those girls''
''I bet they're in the 3C Club''
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A club exclusively for men where a very important task happens. The comparing of penises, in the hope to one day reach 'dad' status. Dad status is when a penis has reached full maturity and is a rich brown colour. The king of Man Club has a mahogany brown penis.
At Man Club:-
Royce: Rich how brown is your willy?
Rich: Its a light teek colour, what about yours??
Royce: its only taupe....*crys*
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a girl you pick up from the club with no intention of ever calling again. toot it and boot it. club pussy is fair game for your friends.
That skank we called Pass-around is total club pussy.
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A cheap, poor quality brand of distilled spirits. Sold primarily in 1.75L plastic bottles that look like they should hold industrial chemicals, not something that is meant to be ingested. The gin and vodka both taste like rubbing alcohol, and the rum tastes like rubbing alcohol with some added flavouring.
Hey, are you going to the party at Alpha Beta tonight?
Nah man, went to one last week and the whole thing was a sausagefest and all they had was natty light and bankers club.
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One of the greatest movies ever produced.Reveals the truth behind this corrupt corporate nation AKA America
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A club in which admittance is granted to only men that have been laid, i.e. are no longer virgins.
"Hey, Johnny, did you join the Men's Club last night?"
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Institute for individuals who do not realize that they frequently punch their own selves.
A: What is that fella doing, circling punches onto himself and dodging them?
B: He's entered Fight Club.
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