Eighth Base

Titties in your ass, if a woman puts her titties in your ass, you have been to eighth base.

I just went to eighth base with Jen.

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3rd base

3rd base is oral sex. Cunnilingus or Fellatio. IT DOES NOT INCLUDE HANDJOBS OR FINGER SEX, THAT'S 2ND BASE.

"C'mon babe, everyone else is doing it... Let's go to 3rd base!"

"No way guy, you've got herpes."

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Based zoomer

A person who is a part of Gen Z and refuses to conform to the infestation of cultural Marxism across the education system and media. They value liberty and question everything from right to left.

That YouTuber Liberty Rantz With Sarah is such a based zoomer

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Bases Loaded

The term used when a man has sex with two women, at the same time, with the intention of getting them both pregnant and, in most situations, has no intention of providing for the child.

"Dude, you up for the strip club tonight?"

"Naw, man. I'm gonna be running with the bases loaded."

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6200000000th base

having group sex with the entire world. Nearly impossible due to the fact that there are actually 6.2 billion people in the world and most of them are under the age of 12 or over the age of 75.

guy: i just got to 6200000000th base
guy's friend: so that's where i was last night

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103rd base

The act of anally fornicating with a woman whilst she is in the process of giving birth, and then ejaculating on the newborn. This woman does not have to be your wife.

Guy #1: Hey man, I got to 103rd base last night!

Guy #2: Nice man!

Guy #1: I know, right? I'm being sent to prison, but I have pictures if you want some!

Guy #2: They gave you jail time? Is there even legislation on that?

Guy #1: Pretty sure I'm just about to get to 104th base.

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3rd Base

Anal... the new 3rd base. Doesn't count unless it is in the stink.

Serge: "Oh man! I got to 3rd base last night with that hottie from the club!"
Chris: "Nice! How was the head?"
Serge: "What? That was 1/2 a base ago, I plowed that asshole."

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