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v. When you crap your pants but just enough to get the cheeks wet.
Johnny: Uh-oh, I think I just crapped my pants...(upon inspection)nope...just buttered the buns. Can I borrow some boxers?
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When you cum on an Ouija board and make someone use and they get cum on their hands.
Bro you got ghost butter all over my hands
A butter tug is defined as using the movie theater popcorn tub to disguise a handjob while at the cinema.
While watching Jurrasic World at the cinema, my girlfriend cleaverly administered her famous butter tug.
Wet farts. Moist sounding gas.
I may need to run wipe. I got the butter flaps today. Feeling a little greasy.
All that beer and Mexican food gave me the butter flaps.
When one woman selfishly confiscates an entire load of cum that was meant to be fairly distributed between two or more women.
Don't invite Shanweeka to the party. She a bitch. Always on her butter gaffle when I'm tryin' to get mines. Girl gotta eat.
Johnny was just about to cum in my bunghole when Sandra took his cock out and butter gaffled his salty load.
Combination of "truffle butter" and "kerfuffle," meaning any life situation in which shit is really messed up and in total disarray.
How's your job going, bro?
Dude, it's total kerfuffle butter right now at my job: Paychecks are late, the VP is thinking of quitting, someone just filed a lawsuit against the company, and customers are bailing by the boatloads.
Someone who eats a shit ton of butter.
My mother used to be quite the butter lover. And then she died.