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When you take creatine before your workout and have uncontrollable diarrhea
Tom: Hey Fred, want to go grab a bite to eat?
Fred: I wish I could, but I just lit the creatine cannon an hour ago and it won't stop firing
best cannon in the whole of fortnite and everyone should use it because he is chill and likes it up there if you know what i mean ;)
"That man is a total explosive goo cannon"
That indescribable moment when you’re at the onset of an episode of explosive diarrhea. The moment you squat over the toilet seat and begin to drop your pants, there isn’t a second to hold the eruption back any longer. Before your pants are fully down and before you’ve fully sat down the explosion begins and you fire away at the bowl beneath you whilst trying your hardest NOT to miss. Once you’ve completely seated yourself the explosions continue and you get a feeling of relief knowing you just missed making a complete mess of yourself and the bathroom.
I wasn’t sure I’d get to the toilet on time and as I began to squat and drop my pants, cannon falls commenced and I sat in relief knowing I just missed soiling myself.
Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.
Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "
"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
When you take a hit the second before you fall into the water.
“I took a sick cannon dukie at the pool yesterday!”
Before he ejaculates, the man places a small metal ball into the end of his penis and uses the orgasm to fire it out like a cannon ball.
Oh man, John gave Suzy a bondage cannon last night, it was sick! Anyway, the funeral is on Friday, I hope you can make it.
usually in film or other media, a power boost, attack, or other climactic action, typically used against a top villain, which is activated via the "power of friendship" between characters.
"I can't stand this show. They always solve every problem by firing the friendship cannon."